Meet Tradoor, the Ultimate Counter-Indicator
If Tradoor buys, you better start selling.
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The Legend of Tradoor
Meet Tradoor, the degen trader with a neck longer than his trading track record. Legend has it that he's been trading since the days of Mt. Gox, but nobody knows if he's ever made a single profitable trade. In fact, every time he buys, the market dumps, and every time he sells, it pumps. He's the ultimate counter-indicator; entire trading bots are coded to do the exact opposite of what he does!
Tradoor's Signature Traits
Hawaiian Shirt of Doom
A colorful shirt that predicts market crashes
OK Sign of Desperation
The more OK he is, the worse it gets
Neck of Eternal FOMO
Always stretching to catch the next pump
🧠 Wisdom of the Day
"This 90% dip is just a healthy correction!"
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Latest Tradoor Moments
@tradoormeme
2h ago
"Just bought the Bitcoin dip at $43k. This is definitely the bottom!"
@tradoormeme
5h ago
"My portfolio is only down 87% now. Time to celebrate! 🎉"
@tradoormeme
1d ago
"Going all-in on this new meme coin. What's the worst that could happen? 🤷♂️"
Tradoor's Tragic Backstory
Tradoor became a meme on Crypto Twitter when he publicly announced his "all-in" position on $LUNA, right before it went to zero. Since then, he's become the crypto mascot for everything not to do in trading. People love him for his absurd optimism, even when he's down 99%. He's the ultimate anti-hero—everyone knows he's doomed, but they can't help but root for him anyway.